Sorry I have not posted in a while. The holidays have been busier and more hectic than I imagined. I will get back on schedule with regular updates; that's one of my New Year's Resolutions. In the meantime, I decided to share something I read today. These are a few things to ponder.
- I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.
- All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- One nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
- Is there another word for synonym?
- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
- Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
- Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
